When you’re a dad of a certain age new rules apply. Rules, let’s be honest, that kids just don’t get. So to celebrate Father’s Day on June 16th here are fashion-be-damned Top 5 Ultimate Dad Cars.
While your kids mutter about dodgy dancing, duff jeans and suspect shoes, not to mention the sheer unimaginable embarrassment of being seen out in public with you, the self-assured father can get on with the simple task of doing what the hell he likes. Which is the single greatest benefit of getting old and exactly what our Top 5 Dad Cars are all about. Call them old skool or retro or whatever you fancy, but the plain fact is that the Ultimate Dad Cars eschew youthful notions of cool, style and fashion. They are Ultimate Dad Cars because they can be. No justification required, end of conversation. So here they are, our Ultimate Dad Cars – embarrassing to anyone under the age of 25, sheer unadulterated joy to anyone with more hair in their ears than on their head.
1. Ford Mustang
Small children and old men cannot get enough of the venerable Pony Car. It's about as subtle as a sledgehammer but that's exactly the point because when you're choosing a Dad's Car it doesn't matter what people think. If the Mustang's sheer scale doesn't turn heads its V8 burble will. Of course, for any self-respecting Dad the Holy Grail is a Bullitt-spec replica as driven by the saintly Steve McQueen. But pretty much any 'stang will do, provided it is V8 equipped.
2. Corvette Stingray
Americans favor of big bold curves and razor sharp edges. And why not. The Corvette has more front than Pamela Anderson, more presence than Santa. Corvette sets out its stall under a sign marked 'So what?' And any self-respecting Dad should do the same. The Corvette sticks two stubby fingers up at what other people think.
3. Jensen Interceptor
An American muscle car in a handmade Italian suit, the West Brom bullet is British Dad's Car. If you're of a Brit certain age (usually one starting with a 4) then chances are that you've always hankered after a Jensen. Not only does it have possibly the greatest car name of all time but the Interceptor furrows its own path deeper than anything sold by Massey Ferguson. Its thirsty 7.2 litre V8 thumbs its nose at common sense so just ease back in the thick hide interior, flick it into drive and let the long bonnet reach towards the sky. You don't have to explain that to anyone.
4. Jaguar Mk2
If you can remember a time when ITV showed Jaguar saloons being driven on the doorhandles by no good slags then you'll probably love the Jaguar Mk2. Of course, the crims drove S-Types if you want to get technical, the independent rear suspension probably saving them from heading for the hedges rather than out-running Thaw Waterman in their Consul. For anyone under the age of 30 a Mk2 is just an old car. For anyone over they know that this was the Subaru Impreza of its day with up to 220 bhp on tap. And still one of the most beautiful saloon cars of its day. Drive it like you stole it or pootle around the country lanes − this is a car to enjoy just being in.
5. Ford Capri
The car you always promised yourself. And now you can. No self-respecting Dad can fail to see the appeal of the humble Capri, particularly in full fat 2.8 or 3.0 V6 form. With its pseudo-transatlantic styling, all big-bonnet and fastback finish, the Capri is a handy reminder of life before kids and responsibility came along. The Capri's Dagenham Dustbin reputation disguises what is an attractive, capable sports car with space for 4 − if you can trick the kids into riding with you.
List above is based on Great Escape Classic Car Hire’s most-rented-by-old-farts list.
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